Oh My God

Leela had a diaper rash for a couple of days so I let her go without a diaper for a little while to air things out. Dante was sitting at the kitchen table eating applesauce and Leela was playing with the magnets on the fridge as I was cleaning up. I look over and see brown sludge coming from underneath Leela. I am frantically running around grabbing wipes from the living room and Dante keeps asking me, “What happened mommy, what happened”? Then he sees it… and says, “OH MY GOD”.

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I FARTED!

While we were in a very crowded cafeteria Dante said, “Did you hear that?” Me: No. Dante: “I FARTED!”

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